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Freaks and Cheeks

Still no good

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Specializing in Odds & Ends.

Unacceptable again!

Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...

Was there any slavery of white people that actually compares to the transatlantic slave trade? I’m not baiting or anything actually genuinely curious and want to know.

So they tried

No way

Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to

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Everyone loved it.

Loons and Moons

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Thumbs down again.

Analysis & Anal Cysts

Next, they tried...

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The town council was livid and insisted they change it.

This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones

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Nuts and Butts

Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...

Hysterias & Posteriors

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Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)

I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.

Minds and Behinds

How might an Indian girl respond to someone saying "I love you"?

Catatonics & High Colonics

Just Forget it!

So, the docs changed it to read

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Then came..

Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives

No go.

How would you feel if your friend confided in you that she is cheating on her husband, knowing that he loves her deeply? What emotional and ethical considerations would you grapple with in response to her revelation?

Lost Souls & Butt Holes

Schizoids & Haemorrhoids

share office space ...

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They put up a sign reading

No, not a chance

Still no good.

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